Showing posts with label learning. Show all posts
Showing posts with label learning. Show all posts

Sunday, November 6, 2011

The Smartest Man in the World

 Be humble always, do not boast of what you have and what you acquire in your life. Admiring yourself is not bad but if you are talking with excessive pride about yourself in front of others, it's no good. Here is a story of a lawyer who claim to be smart but can't distinguish the difference between a parachute and a back pack.


A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live." He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

Friday, October 28, 2011

The Frog

A learning from fables with moral lessons, must read this! Enjoy reading.

A farmer came into town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could use a  million frog legs.
The restaurant owner was shocked and asked the man where he could get so many frog legs!
The farmer replied, "There is a pond near my  house that is full of frogs---millions of them. They all croak all night long and they are about to make me crazy!"  So the restaurant owner and the  farmer made an agreement that the farmer would deliver frogs to the restaurant, five hundred at a time for the next  several weeks.  The first week, the farmer returned to the restaurant looking rather sheepish, with two scrawny little frogs. The restaurant owner said,  "Well ...  where are all the frogs?"
 The farmer said, "I was mistaken. There  were only these two frogs in the pond. But they sure were making a lot of  noise!"

 "Next time you hear somebody criticizing or making fun of you, remember, it's  probably just a couple of noisy frogs.
 Also remember that problems always  seem bigger in the dark.
 Have you ever laid in your bed at night worrying  about things which seem almost overwhelming like a million frogs croaking?  Chances are pretty good that when the morning comes, and you take a closer look, you'll wonder what all the fuss was about."

12 Life Lessons

1. Give God what's right - not what's left.

2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end - God's way leads to an endless hope..

3. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

4. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

5. When God ordains, He sustains.

6. Suffering with truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

7. Exercise daily - walk with the Lord.

8. Wisdom has two parts - (1) having a lot to say, (2) not saying it.

9. Never give the devil a ride - he will always want to drive.

10. He who angers you, controls you.

11. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

12. If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.




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